Add variations to messages

src/scheduled/milestone.ts

@@ -54,8 +54,12 @@ const milestoneScheduled = async (
     const content = [
         `# ${emojiRegular(env, "hype")} ${money("£", recentMilestone, false)}`,
         "",
-        `${emojiRegular(env, "mascot")} Jingle Jam ${stats.event.year} just hit a new milestone, with ${totalRaised} raised so far through the Yogscast and fundraisers.`,
-        `:black_small_square: There have already been ${collections} Games Collections claimed, and our ${countFundraisers} fundraisers have raised ${totalFundraisers}!`,
+        Math.random() < 0.5
+            ? `${emojiRegular(env, "mascot")} Jingle Jam ${stats.event.year} just hit a new milestone, with ${totalRaised} raised so far through the Yogscast and fundraisers.`
+            : `${emojiRegular(env, "mascot")} A new milestone has been reached! Jingle Jam ${stats.event.year} has raised ${totalRaised} so far through the Yogscast and fundraisers.`,
+        Math.random() < 0.5
+            ? `:black_small_square: There have already been ${collections} Games Collections claimed, and our ${countFundraisers} fundraisers have raised ${totalFundraisers}!`
+            : `:black_small_square: ${collections} Games Collections have already been claimed, and our ${countFundraisers} fundraisers have raised ${totalFundraisers}!`,
         "",
         thanks(new Date(stats.event.end), stats.event.year, env),
     ].join("\n");

src/scheduled/summary.ts

@@ -71,16 +71,28 @@ const summaryScheduled = async (
     const content = [
         `# ${emojiRegular(env, "mascot")} Jingle Jam ${stats.event.year} Day ${daysSinceLaunch} Summary`,
         "",
-        `${emojiRegular(env, "happy")} ${
-            ended ? "We" : "We've"
-        } raised a total of ${totalRaised} for charity over the ${timeElapsed} of Jingle Jam ${
-            stats.event.year
-        }${ended ? "!" : " so far!"}`,
-        `:black_small_square: There ${
-            ended ? "were" : "have already been"
-        } ${collections} Games Collections redeemed, and ${fundraisers} fundraisers ${
-            ended ? "joined" : "have joined"
-        } to raise money for charity.`,
+        Math.random() < 0.5
+            ? `${emojiRegular(env, "happy")} ${
+                  ended ? "We" : "We've"
+              } raised a total of ${totalRaised} for charity over the ${timeElapsed} of Jingle Jam ${
+                  stats.event.year
+              }${ended ? "!" : " so far!"}`
+            : `${emojiRegular(env, "happy")} ${
+                  ended ? "We" : "We've"
+              } raised ${totalRaised} for charity in just ${timeElapsed} of Jingle Jam ${
+                  stats.event.year
+              }!`,
+        Math.random() < 0.5
+            ? `:black_small_square: There ${
+                  ended ? "were" : "have already been"
+              } ${collections} Games Collections redeemed, and ${fundraisers} fundraisers ${
+                  ended ? "joined" : "have joined"
+              } to raise money for charity.`
+            : `:black_small_square: ${collections} Games Collections ${
+                  ended ? "were" : "have already been"
+              } redeemed, and ${fundraisers} fundraisers ${
+                  ended ? "joined" : "have joined"
+              } the cause.`,
         "",
         causesBreakdown(stats, env),
         "",

src/util/messages.ts

@@ -57,10 +57,14 @@ export const thanks = (end: Date, year: number, env: Env) => {
 
     // Otherwise, show the time remaining
     return (
-        `${emojiRegular(env, "love")} Thank you for supporting some wonderful causes!` +
-        `\n:mega: There ${
-            /^(\D*1|less) /.test(timeRemaining) ? "is" : "are"
-        } still ${timeRemaining} remaining to get involved and grab the collection at <https://jinglejam.co.uk/donate>`
+        (Math.random() < 0.5
+            ? `${emojiRegular(env, "love")} Thank you for supporting some wonderful causes!`
+            : `${emojiRegular(env, "love")} Your support means the world to these amazing causes. Thank you!`) +
+        (Math.random() < 0.5
+            ? `\n:mega: There ${
+                  /^(\D*1|less) /.test(timeRemaining) ? "is" : "are"
+              } still ${timeRemaining} remaining to get involved and grab the collection at <https://jinglejam.co.uk/donate>`
+            : `\n:mega: Keep the momentum going! With ${timeRemaining} left, grab your collection at <https://jinglejam.co.uk/donate>`)
     );
 };